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Things I hate #1

you know what I hate. When ppl make those creepy post online involving some totally disturbing picture of some girl pulling an exorcist moment under a bed and it’ll say “repost this” or “Send this to 100 ppl” then it is followed by “if you don’t this girl will appear and blah blah blah..” THAT IS SOME CREEPY SH*T. Why do ppl do that. Ppl used to pull that shit on myspace non stop I’d be so pissed. I BELIEVE IN THE SUPERNATURAL!!!

bowing..what ever happened to that. Chivalry also now a days a girl walks into the room and a guy will give her an upward nod pat her on the a$$ and make a cammand for a sandwich, a juice box, and some weed as he plays Mass Effect 3. Smh lol
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Stay Bad
~Ryah

bowing..what ever happened to that. Chivalry also now a days a girl walks into the room and a guy will give her an upward nod pat her on the a$$ and make a cammand for a sandwich, a juice box, and some weed as he plays Mass Effect 3. Smh lol

Follow for follow if you interest me lol

Stay Bad

~Ryah

When ppl try to hate on you through anon all you should do is shrug it off cause anyone  who bullies on the internet is clearly a cowardly twat hiding behind the sticky keys of their computer. As long as you love yourself that is all that matters and f*** everybody who doesn’t…end of discussion lol

When ppl try to hate on you through anon all you should do is shrug it off cause anyone  who bullies on the internet is clearly a cowardly twat hiding behind the sticky keys of their computer. As long as you love yourself that is all that matters and f*** everybody who doesn’t…end of discussion lol

WTF Moments :2

once more we come to the time when I say all the WTF moments… PART 2

1. When a person tells you “Have some class” when they themselves are trashy 

2. When someone who swore to never get pregnant in highschool or college is all the sudden inviting me to a baby shower

3. When a guy ask for a picture of you and then get disappointed when you send one of your face and only your face

4. When ppl blame you for their kids bumping into you like “Oh my God you hurt Timmy” me: “Um timmy’s little dumba$$ need to be on one of those little blue leashes then”

5. When your ex says he or she wants to get back together and literally the next day he or she has a new gf or bf like WHAAAAAAAAAA

6. When people promise to pick you up or take you somewhere then bail an hour before hand like you can easily get another ride

7. When 40 year old men ask me on dates while I’m at work..um ew

8. When an athlete tries to make up an excuse to be at your house saying “Oh can you help me with my paper” but it’s actually 1:40 in the morning and all they want is to get laid then get mad when I say “Do you think I don’t know what you actually want BOY BYE FORGET MY NUMBER”

9. When a guy you don’t like texts you all the time even though you don’t like him and have told him such and that you would rather be hit by a burning bus

10. When a guy your with seems like he is perfect and “gifted” then he opens his mouth or takes off his pants revealing either stupidity or……-_- “ungifted-ness”

11.When a fat fugly girl has the nerve to call someone busted looking like the hamburgler from McDonalds .

12. When someone text or calls you at 2am and ask “Are you sleep?” me: -___- no I’m skydiving right now I’M TEXTING FROM THE SKY….dumba$$.

Stay Bad

~Ryah

offeringtheuniverse:

we harm in harmony, arm in arm we hold our stance
in solidarity he hasn’t a chance!
LET’S DANCE!

Aw where’s catwoman on the poster she had my fav line from that song “I’m a pretty little kitty but I ain’t no p*$$y”

offeringtheuniverse:

we harm in harmony, arm in arm we hold our stance

in solidarity he hasn’t a chance!

LET’S DANCE!

Aw where’s catwoman on the poster she had my fav line from that song “I’m a pretty little kitty but I ain’t no p*$$y”

Love this bitch :) EAT IT!!!!!! SICKENING!!!

Love this bitch :) EAT IT!!!!!! SICKENING!!!

Muffin Tops and Skeletors!
So ladies I know self esteem is one of the main things that can cause a girl to either A) Eat too much thus becoming a baby hippo and either being an annoying in denial proud fat girl. OR B) a non-eating puking in bags after each meal I can see your rib cage Jack skeleton looking bitch. One thing I will say ladies is…BE HAPPY WITH YOURSELVES OR SHUT UP. No one and I mean NO ONE wants to hear bitches complain 24/7 about their weight. If your fat and you don’t like it DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. But DO NOT starve yourself, diet like crazy, or damage you health to look like an illusion. I DO NOT want to hear you complain that you can’t fit into the sh*t in FOREVER 21 and hinder me from going there. I will say to you either CHANGE your situation or ROLL YOUR A$$ on to Lane BRYANT!!!! Proud fat girls I understand you are big and you are proud of the fact but you must understand me I DON’T CARE. You can call me a twig and tell me I need to eat but sweety I probably eat MORE than you. I can eat a crunchwrap supreme, chicken quesidilla, 2 beefy 5-layer burritos, a soft taco, and a large mountain do baja blast in ONE SITTING at Taco BEll so don’t ever tell me I don’t eat cause I’m a beast. But I know how to balance. I don’t think you are proud you are just making up for the fact that you can’t stand what you look like. IF you are going to be big OWN IT don’t brag about it cause once again no one cares….But own it and live your life and who cares if forever 21 does not have your size buy some jewelry from there and keep strolling. Also big girls I’m sorry but KNOW YOUR SIZE the muffin topping, rolls on rolls, side boob in a tank top thing is not for YOU!!! Not SEXY with the muffin top.

I’m sorry girls but being so skinny that you don’t have boobs or an a$$ and I can identify all you bones with your skin over it IS NOT CUTE. MEN do NOT like that it is NOT SEXY. A MAN does NOT wake up in the morning and say I want an anorexic bitch. A MANS penis does not get hard for a girl he thinks he will break if he touches her. A MAN doesn’t want to see the woman he cares for put her body under torture. A MAN likes a bit of curve on his girl. D told me he likes long legs, a nice butt, a cute face, and a slight curvy little figure…me I’m thinking I’m in there like SWIMWEAR! But anyway…..I know this from experience I have done the self loathing thing before where I thought my body was disgusting and I saw myself as being so much bigger than I actually was. I had gotten my weight nearly to 110 which for a girl my height is NOT healthy. It took me nearly passing out walking down the hallway in school to realize that what I was doing was STUPID. Plus playing basketball and being that skinny= too many injuries and not enough energy. Now I’m not saying eat till your stomach hurts that whats causes severe weight gain. Eat healthy balanced meals all through out the day only to nourish and get you through the day. Don’t spoil yourself with alcohol bc that’s very fattening. Maintain a good balance of small snacks and exorcise during each day. That can consist of riding a bike or walking to school. DON’T take diet pills bc the side effects can be worse than you think. TAKE CARE of your body bc it’s the only one you get there is no reset button. 

Stay BAd

~Ryah

Haters R your loudest motivators

In this crazy world we as humans live in people are going to find a way to hate no matter how you act. You can act like you a disney princess and people will still hate you for something trivial. But haters are only that haters. Sure they may hurt your feelings and send you home in a funk but you have to chose to rise above it. Everyone gets teased. I was teased for m skin color, the size of my lips, my height, my abilities, my voice …and for awhile it made me look in the mirror and hate who I saw. Then one day I changed I went through several transitions. First I got mad. Not knowing how to handle my anger I used my fist and cleverness to humiliate and threaten my own tormentors. I soon realized this made me no better than them. I then calmed down. I figured I was a strong beautiful woman with my life in my own hands. I could chose to crumble beneath them or stomp them with kindness and accomplishing my goals. There is nothing better than a hater with the “I just ate sh*t” face. when they see you doing something great with your life and they are stuck back sucking at everything they do with .4 GPA’s and no respect from their own family. You are getting your life together you are living for yourself. ESTABLISH an I DON’T GIVE TWO SH*TS attitude. Because when you care about the ignorant things people say you will only feel weak but when you live for the person you see in the mirror and know that you are sexy, strong, smart, beautiful, and good. Then and only then can those haters actually go f*** themselves in the a$$ with brooms and stand like ghetto scarecrows as you walk down the aisle to a victorious future and friends that are with you through and through. AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS REAL!

Stay Bad

~Ryah

mean girls black version…hot mess lol too silly

mean girls black version…hot mess lol too silly

My Addiction To Drag Queens

So I have seen each season of Drag Race. I have drag queen friends and have been to a couple drag shows. I find it absolutely AMAZING! The glamour of it all is enough to make me rob every wig, sequin, and 6 inch heel factory from here to the ends of the earth to supply every drag queen on the planet with feathers and glitter in lifetime supplies. I also admire the courage they show. Also it’s a MAJOR part of history primarily theatrical history which I have studied since childhood.They wear things I myself would be too shy to even try on in stores. And that’s saying something cause I’m not a shy person usually. They are stronger than half the women I know. And I don’t mean literal strength I mean mind, and soul. I personally would love to have a drag queen friend to be a bridesmaid at my wedding. A good enough friend to walk the streets of NY and Cali with and we celebrate birthdays together and spread gossip likes there’s no manana! In the words of Leatrice Royal I think they all are “sickening.” Now I know some homophobic tool with his jockstrap too tight on his 3 incher will disagree as I say to him…Bitch please HUMBLE YOURSELF. But when Sharron Needles won this past season of drag race I was so excited because the world of drag is changing and I adore it. It is getting stronger. The fashion, the make up, the complete transformation. I cry every time Angel dies in rent. I met my first drag friend my freshman year in college. When I first saw him I thought he was a pretty cool guy..BUT when I saw her in drag I nearly killed over from excitement. Honestly the next time I go to NOLA I’m picking up at least 4 more Drag friends. I love their confidence and wish I could just hug each one. 

Stay Bad

~Ryah 

This made my life complete I adore drag queens and Drag Race one of my guilty pleasure shows. why don’t I have a Drag queen friend..

how my friends and I be looking lol only the black version lol

how my friends and I be looking lol only the black version lol

so done with these dumbass ppl where’s my burrito at?!

so done with these dumbass ppl where’s my burrito at?!