Bad BITCH Jurisdictions

Ok women I’ve already talked to you about this but now I’m talking to the fellas out there. STOP IT! Stop being clingy to girls. Besides cheating that is one of the quickest ways to get dumped. Why because it makes you look weak and lame. Women are like cats give us something to chase and we have a blast if what we want is right there we will just become uninterested. And in all honesty girls want to date men. now this doesn’t mean you have to act like a distant ass hole but don’t be all up under her because she will think something is mentally wrong with you. One time I dated this guy for like a month. We lived 45 minutes away from each other. when he organized our first date he wanted to drive to my city and take me to dinner (nice) but then didn’t want to drive home and thus wanted to stay at my place (not happening). We are not that close I don’t know you hit that road. When I noticed that he was starting to get clingy later on in the relationship I started distancing myself from him. In his mind the relationship was already years in advance he was talking about what our kids would be like and crap and all that’s going through my mind is ABORT THE MISSION ABOUT PULL UP PULL UP HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM WE’RE GOING DOWN REPEAT WE ARE GOING DOWN. So once I started ignoring him he began to text me.

“Babe what up?”

“Bae?”

“Baeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

“Girl what are you doing?!”

“Why are you not picking up your phone!”

“Answer my text!!!!”

“Baby please!”

And my reply after 10 more messages like that….

“UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP!”

“What do you mean stop where have you been”

“You are annoying the shit out of me!”

“Well you won’t return any of my text”

“I was asleep it’s 2AM”

“But Babe I called you”

“Look you are doing the most right now”

“What?!”

“If I wanted to deal with a clingy lil bitch I would just be a lesbo and go get me one.”

Long story short he never texted me again and I have yet to date a pisces after that. But men need to understand we like you to be manly and give enough but take as well. If you are constantly giving us attention and gifts and messages we will eventually go crazy an yearn for that guy who makes us feel like we have something to live for rather than you getting on our nerves about the most stupid trivial BS. Especially guys if you are trying to tame a bad girl. You need to understand we don’t like easy we like the hard route because then its like catching bigfoot rather than catching a squirrel. 

Stay bad

~M

Ok permission to speak freely. IS IT TOO MUCH TO FREAKING ASK to find one tall good looking white man with a good head on his shoulders and has his shit together and I can actually connect with. Its nights like these that I hate being single it is like the complete worst. I just need one. Just one cute james franco look a like that is a good guy. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’m dying over here. Is it too much just to want someone who makes that hollow feeling go away and that fucking anxiousness that makes me want to pull all my hair out and jump into a giant cup of ice water. Like seriously WTF. How come bitches that look busted and have the worst attitudes and are bad people have someone THOSE BITCHES have someone and I’m sitting here the damn conductor or the singles train. All abord the cat lady express making stops at spinster town and my cats are my children city. Even my friends who are all bad bitches are all single. WHAT IS THIS F***ERY?! And I know someone will reply to this saying you should be independent and enjoy your singleness well to that person I say well you take me out for food and hold me when I feel like shit and get me off and then maybe I’ll STFU thank you very much. But no I’m sorry. I hate waiting it’s like a disease. and I’m sorry black boys I don’t like you I don’t think I ever have. I like white guys with a nice head of hair and a jawline that could cut metal. But all those are snatched up before I can even get in the race to get one. Honestly I would love to join a dating site like match or eharmony but those cost money. I’m a broke starving college student you pays over 300 $ on text books a semester. Not even lying. and people say “Well you can’t put a price on love” well apparently you can. I know I’m picky. But damn my friends and I are not gonna be all spinsters rocking on the porch talking about our ex’s wishing we had settled for less. Frankly I want it all. I want the romance and the passion and the sex and the cuddly moments that gross single people out. I WANT THATi mean who doesn’t want that and bitches who say they don’t secretly cry in their bathtubs at night. 

Stay Bad

~Ryah

Ok. Before I even start on my rant I just want to say NEVER..And I mean never just assume if you do 25% of the work in a group that you are entitled the same benefits. If you do not do a good portion of the work then bitch you need to stand down and be happy no one called you out. So I’m working with this group of girls right. We are working on a project. This one girl decides she has more importants tings to do and is gone for several weeks. GRANTED she initially helped us get our heads out of our asses but this girl then checks out on us and we are the ones handling everything from then on. Come to find out she is having family issues. So I figure look get your fam life straight and we will be waiting for you. But that was when I thought it would take a couple of days not an ENTIRE month and a half. So the other girls and I start running with the project making our own and we are getting the benefits from it. We are having so much fun with it and getting asked to model and such and all the sudden one night last week the girl returns and all seems well. Me personally I was super tired and had to leave the meeting and pass out. When I wake up Sunday morning I’m getting emails, text messages, voicemails, missed calls all over because this bitch has gone COOCOO to he highest degree. Cursing people out. Saying we did sneaky shit on purpose. Making up nasty rumors. ACTING A FOOL. Talking to some of our business partners and creating a total mess. A few of the girls begin to panic and me being out of the loop am tired and pissed off and honestly could not be in a worse mood. So I call the girl. I ask her “What the fuck happened?” She says to me “You guys are some fake a$$ hoes and I made this possible and you iced me out I’m going to destroy you bitches.” So right off the bat I’m like…-_- why me. I’m sorry but this is why I do not like working with other black females because one thing goes wrong and it’s like you have set her on fire and thrown her weave in acid. So then she hangs up in my face. RUDE. But I let it go. I try to tell the other girls we will be fine if we make some changes and get our shit together. Of course they still panic and I am left hungry, with a headache, and no patience for this BS. So I call the girl again. I tell her “what do you think we could’ve done with you gone and no one was able to get a response from you. If you wanted to be included you should’ve shown the f**** up.” She says to me “You all are ungrateful to the work I did and should suffer” In my mind I’m thinking but what work did you actually do. And also hold up super hoe this is not Game of Thrones no one is about to suffer here calm that down. So on both sides I see whats happening but I don’t like self entitled people. Don’t say you want to be in the music videos after the fact and after we already did it and couldn’t get in contact with you and you come back and cause a clusterf***. So basically I’m over it. I don’t like working with females because this basic bitch drama always follows. If you feel entitled to something you should have the work to back it up. you should be at all the meetings and not turning girls against each other because that’s that gradeschool shit. BASIC. I do not like that. If you have a problem with something someone does be a real bitch and go to those people face to face and say “hey I don’t like this we need to fix it” because it could all just be blown out of proportion. You get what you earn and if you do nothing that’s exactly what you get NOTHING! Cut and print.

~M

Stay Bad